1) Don't assume that I am color blind just because I can't tell the difference between beige and taupe or coral and scarlet. Do I really need a celery shirt??
2) Don't assume that I can use a hand tool well just because I have testosterone flowing in my veins. You just might get hurt and hurt badly!
3) Don't assume that I like to watch or discuss the latest NASCAR race just because I work in the auto parts industry. I do not!
4) Don't assume that I will eat and be happy about eating JELLO cheesecake. No way, no how.
5) Don't assume that just because I am a lover of all varieties of music that I want to hear your boom-boom da da da while sitting at a stoplight. My car vibrates enough on its own.
6) Don't assume that I will beg for your help when I am as busy as a one-armed paper-hanger while you sit there feeling your butt expand. I'm not a martyr, but I won't beg you either.
7) Don't assume that I will always have patience for your shenanigans or delays.
8) Don't assume that I want to hear all about your illnesses, infections, and body aches and pains. Take a pill and be quiet, please.
9) Don't assume that I want you to call me by my first name if I don't know you. If I don't give you permission in some way, don't use it.
Do you have a "Don't Assume" list? I am not assuming that you do!
About Me
- Kevin
- I'm a single guy that sometimes sees the world slightly off-center. My family means the world to me. Some people ask me if I will ever marry. I tell them I don't know but for the time being I have three females in my life and certainly don't need a fourth! I also value my friends and love to be with them.
1 comment:
You. Are. Loony.
But that is not an assumption.
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